Thursday, March 23, 2006

A New Jersey resident, but not a native

Here's how you can tell if you're a resident of New Jersey, but not a native:

You're coming up on an intersection, and the light turns yellow, with more than enough time for you to slow safely down and stop. But you're sick and tired of getting nailed by every SINGLE freakin' red light, so you hit the gas instead of the brake.

The light turns red well before you get to the intersection, but that doesn't even faze you, you just barrel right through the red light. And you think to yourself, "wow, that was close, I was really pushing the envelope there."

And then you look in your rear-view mirror, and see the 2 cars that followed you through. THOSE guys are natives.

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